My name is Callie. I am a wife, mom of three, and the ringleader of a traveling circus show. I am a stay at home momma with a Master’s Degree in Clinical Psychology sitting somewhere in the garage gathering dust. I swear too much, run to stay sane, and love hard on my little tribe (even though they leave a trail of complete destruction everywhere they go).

This is my blog about motherhood. The messy, crazy, wild ride of raising little humans. If you are looking for parenting advice, recipes, or summer bucket-lists, this is probably not for you. I’m not into the uppity mom-shaming shit that seems to be all the rage right now. Honestly, I am just trying to survive each day, keep my kids alive, and if I can laugh along the way – well, I consider that a success!

This blog was created as an outlet, and provides me a space to process all the crazy that goes along with raising three littles; but I also hope that fellow mommas can come here for a good laugh and a reminder not to take this motherhood gig too seriously!